Oct
3
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Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit, said Middletown, Ohio, authorities.
She had been hired to wear the outfit to advertise for a local “haunted trail” theme park.
While at work Saturday evening, Allen hit the sauce hard and then stumbled into the streets - blocking traffic and chasing kids, said Police Major Mark Hoffman.
Allen dried out in jail over the weekend - all the while wearing the cow costume.
Despite having two nights to sober up, Allen was in a foul mood Monday, yelling at jailers. “She was challenging people to ‘suck her udders,’” Hoffman said. “I’m not joking.”
Sounds like a good time. I’ve gotta invite her to my next party!
